My Neutrality about Net Neutrality

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Why I don’t care about net neutrality and why I have not even read a single article regarding it:

1 – I think it is a luxury, not a necessity.No internet? Slow internet? You mean I can't watch Nyan Cat for 10 hours?

No internet? Slow internet? You mean I can’t watch Nyan Cat for 10 hours?

2 – There was SMS before Whatsapp, there will be SMS after Whatsapp.Mere phone mein 150 messages rehta hai!

Mere phone mein 150 messages rehta hai!

3 – You can always email each other pics. So no need of Instagram or Snapchat.Follow the arrow for work and sexting.

Follow the arrow for work and sexting.

4 – People wanting specific services like Dating, Business, anyways buy subscriptions.People are only afraid they will have to pay for Pirate Bay.

People are only afraid they will have to pay for Pirate Bay.

5 – Hopefully, the music industry will improve that people may not have such easy access to songs (I am only very hopeful here).Albums, pop artists, Baba Sehgal...maybe not Baba Sehgal.

Albums, pop artists, Baba Sehgal…maybe not Baba Sehgal.

6 – While telecom operators obviously want to make more money through this whole thing, online businesses might form as strong a lobby against it for obvious reasons. The customer’s current budget allocations are not really paramount. It is a matter of which lobby wins.As if they won't bring it in a new avataar. As if you have the energy to protest more than once. Haha to you sir, haha to you!

As if they won’t bring it in a new avataar. As if you have the energy to protest more than once. Haha to you sir, haha to you!

7 – Connecting on social media doesn’t really require high bandwidths. Dial ups are good enough for that.The best emoticon collection EVER! FU Whatsapp.

The best emoticon collection EVER! FU Whatsapp.

8 – The internet was wantonly growing on the basis of speed in the last decade. But there was dial up before that and the internet still existed in a different avatar. It will come back. Videos and pictures will go and that is only a good thing.Baccha party, ee rahi modem. Ee jindagi ke saath free naahi milat hai.

Baccha party, ee rahi modem. Ee jindagi ke saath free naahi milat hai.

9 – Maybe, I will get some work done.Are you sure you will miss this?

Are you sure you will miss this?

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